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Origination: HUMOR Mailing List
Originator: "Michael J. Irvin"
Original Subject: Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 1995 08:33:50 -0700
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Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
Optimist:
The glass is half full.
Pessimist:
The glass is half empty.
Futurist:
The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
Pascal programmers:
Well, what type of milk is it?
C Programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.
Assembly programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.
Basic programmers:
No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.
MIS:
I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.
Fuzzy logic guys:
I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
Prolog programmers:
I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.
Non-procedural language programmers:
I drank it when nobody was looking.
UI designers:
What's that crap in my glass?
Pentium users:
I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.
Windows users:
Where's my straw?
Mac users:
Where's my pump?
UNIX users:
Nahh . . . too easy.
Multimedia author:
[slurp!]
Shareware game author:
That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
Security consultant:
Where'd the rest of the milk go?
CIA:
What makes you think that's milk?
NSA:
We know what it really is.
Copy protection crazies:
Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
Free Software Foundation:
That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
Schroedinger:
That damned cat got into the milk again!
Bill Gates:
Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
Apple Computer:
You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
IBM:
Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.
IRS:
Thanks for getting your milk withholding correct this year.
National news media:
Hey, we wanted OJ!
One more, from Bob Kuykendall:
Process Reengineer:
Looks like you've got twice as much glass as you need there.
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| Commento di DeepBlue |
09-10-2004 13:08 |
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[quote]Shareware game author:
That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
NSA:
We know what it really is.
Free Software Foundation:
That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind![/quote]
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| Commento di 0m4r |
09-10-2004 13:08 |
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tropop avanti la Free Software Foundation!
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