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 .dsy:it. ~ Barone's journal ~ [Musica] Vecchia ma bella.. |
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12 MODI DI SALVARE UNA PRINCIPESSA DA UN DRAGO SECONDO IL METAL
HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes
and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his
migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess
and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and
impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks
that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for
26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives
to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned
in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now
looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color |
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| Commento di fdecollibus |
14-07-2005 00:04 |
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stupendo.... |
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| Commento di Jorda |
14-07-2005 00:04 |
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Sarà anche poco serio, ma è la prima volta che capisco appieno le differenze fra i vari metal... :asd: |
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| Commento di Barone |
14-07-2005 00:04 |
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eheheh...in effetti è esplicante... |
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